Tapper

on saturday i loaded up and headed to a clinic
it was for dogs and thus of course i put old Tapper in it
i'd been before to clinics like this and i knew what i was in for
but i guess i forgot exactly what the weather's like in winter

i showed up cool in jeans and coat and looked down on the others
who trudged around in boots and snowsuits, probably sent from their mothers
but by dinner time i couldn't feel my legs, my arms or torso
and the hamster wheeling in my head was slowing more and more so

anyways...

my dog is big in head and chest, he creates quite a figure
while the little collies there compared to my hamster were really hardly bigger
but the collies did move sheep around better than Tap could ever
and i started feeling kind of bad for him for failing in this endeaver

then old ed came to me expressing envy for my dog
and i mentioned when the others flew my canine rather jogged
then he said after the trials were done we'd have some old fashioned dog fights
and his money was all on Tap to finish the collies off right.

Collies are really just running snacks for Tap. Eat up.