Friends

i dreamed i was on friends last night, and all of them were there
it started and the coffee perk and all i could do was stare
they said they'ed sent for me to come and wanted to let me know
just what they thought of life in general, now they'ed cancelled the show.

Ross just wanted to let me know he loved dear rachael still
but then got mad when she kissed joey and with red his face did fill
course rachael thought it was no big deal, he could go jump in a lake,
cause she remembered when he'd cheated on her, said ross, we were on a break!

i sat with phoebe for a while, and she played me a few tunes
about the darned old smelly cat and his darned old smelly fumes
she said she'd seen her twin lately, acutally the other day
and i quote her conversation here as um yeah well um ok

Ross's bloody monkey kept trying to hump my leg
i guess he got him back from the zoo and didn't even have to beg
then he ran off into the street, with ross in quick persuit
then gunther brought more coffee there, which tasted like old boot.

Ross got mad when gunther tried to talk to rachael there
but joey didn't notice cause he saw 2 girls with blonde hair
i pulled him aside and asked if he had something he was rueing
then threw up a little in my mouth when he said how you doing.

Luckily i saw that he spoke over my shoulder so rich
and when i turned not a blonde saw i but just a plain old sandwich
chandler said that was not odd, and could i really blame him
and i quote him here, could he be... any MORE dim?

the coffee house began to dim and i thought that i was leaving
just then janice showed up and nasally began heaving
ross and rachael were fighting then, and joey, he was eating
phoebe singing, gunther pining, chandler's humour fleeting

it faded out right into black and i woke up soon thereafter
but i'll never forget my visit to friends and how we shared our laughter
monica had quitely moved around aranging the coffee tumblers
and i cried a little for my friends, it made me a little humbler.

ten years was long enough i guess to be on tv
and they were tired of sharing their lives, were glad to be leaving
i'll always treasure the time we had amid the coffee perk clutter
and remember not to eat before bed, at least not banana and peanut butter.

Tapper

on saturday i loaded up and headed to a clinic
it was for dogs and thus of course i put old Tapper in it
i'd been before to clinics like this and i knew what i was in for
but i guess i forgot exactly what the weather's like in winter

i showed up cool in jeans and coat and looked down on the others
who trudged around in boots and snowsuits, probably sent from their mothers
but by dinner time i couldn't feel my legs, my arms or torso
and the hamster wheeling in my head was slowing more and more so

anyways...

my dog is big in head and chest, he creates quite a figure
while the little collies there compared to my hamster were really hardly bigger
but the collies did move sheep around better than Tap could ever
and i started feeling kind of bad for him for failing in this endeaver

then old ed came to me expressing envy for my dog
and i mentioned when the others flew my canine rather jogged
then he said after the trials were done we'd have some old fashioned dog fights
and his money was all on Tap to finish the collies off right.

Collies are really just running snacks for Tap. Eat up.